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TINY GRASS!!!!!

TINY GRASS!!!!!

annetdonahue:


A 40-year-old orangutan has developed an unnerving obsession with Pride & Prejudice. 
Albert, a 200lb (91kg) primate reads up to 50 pages a day of Austen’s book.
And he’s so gripped that unless he’s had at least half-an-hour of Elizabeth Bennet’s travails with Mr Darcy, he won’t sleep at night. 
Michael Krause, Albert’s keeper at Gdansk Zoo, in Poland, revealed: “Albert’s favourite book is Pride & Prejudice while his partner Raya likes German fiction. But they both like cookery books.
“When we’re doing dramatic readings they like me to act out all the movements.”
The bedtime stories came about because the pair would not settle down at night.
Mr Krause said: “If you gave them a fruit snack they’d throw it around, if you tried to wear them out with play, they’d just get hyper. “I didn’t know what to do until I pulled out a book I was reading during a break and within a couple of minutes they were trying to read over my shoulder. “Now they go to bed quietly and peacefully as long as they get their stories.”

This is all I care about now. Goodbye.

annetdonahue:

A 40-year-old orangutan has developed an unnerving obsession with Pride & Prejudice. 

Albert, a 200lb (91kg) primate reads up to 50 pages a day of Austen’s book.

And he’s so gripped that unless he’s had at least half-an-hour of Elizabeth Bennet’s travails with Mr Darcy, he won’t sleep at night. 

Michael Krause, Albert’s keeper at Gdansk Zoo, in Poland, revealed: “Albert’s favourite book is Pride & Prejudice while his partner Raya likes German fiction. But they both like cookery books.

“When we’re doing dramatic readings they like me to act out all the movements.”

The bedtime stories came about because the pair would not settle down at night.

Mr Krause said: “If you gave them a fruit snack they’d throw it around, if you tried to wear them out with play, they’d just get hyper.
 
“I didn’t know what to do until I pulled out a book I was reading during a break and within a couple of minutes they were trying to read over my shoulder.
 
“Now they go to bed quietly and peacefully as long as they get their stories.”

This is all I care about now. Goodbye.

Hejibits: Fiery Fumble

Hejibits: Fiery Fumble

Funny minimalist wallpapers - Imgur

Funny minimalist wallpapers - Imgur

some people will do anything for that one perfect shot.

some people will do anything for that one perfect shot.

This ingrate has a child now………………………………………………..
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just let that sink in for a minute.

This ingrate has a child now………………………………………………..

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just let that sink in for a minute.

Taylor Swift is so deep. - Imgur

Taylor Swift is so deep. - Imgur

In The Tall Grass
makes me feel awful looking back on it now.

In The Tall Grass

makes me feel awful looking back on it now.

makanidotdot:

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Gee…thanks, now I can never look at this the same way ever ever ever again. D’X